作者：Merry

你咋不上天呢! Who do you think you are?

一言不合就…… Whenever you disagree with each other…

蓝瘦香菇 feel bad, want to cry

宝宝心里苦 My heart hurts, but I won’t tell.

互相伤害 hurt each other

葛优躺 Ge You-esque slouching

洪荒之力 prehistorical powers

吓死宝宝了 I am freaked out!

撩妹 hit on a girl

累成狗 dog-tired

友谊的小船说翻就翻 The boat of friendship tips over whenever wherever.

供给侧 supply-side

小目标 low-hanging fruit

吃瓜群众 the people who are kept in the dark

套路 Routine, Honeydick, Trick