你咋不上天呢! Who do you think you are?
一言不合就…… Whenever you disagree with each other…
蓝瘦香菇 feel bad, want to cry
宝宝心里苦 My heart hurts, but I won’t tell.
互相伤害 hurt each other
葛优躺 Ge You-esque slouching
洪荒之力 prehistorical powers
吓死宝宝了 I am freaked out!
撩妹 hit on a girl
友谊的小船说翻就翻 The boat of friendship tips over whenever wherever.
小目标 low-hanging fruit
吃瓜群众 the people who are kept in the dark
套路 Routine, Honeydick, Trick